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Life advice from Jozo
Please don’t ask why this page exists.
Just be happy you were enough of a VIP to find it.
😜
According to my recent scientific calculations
only 0.000000000000000000000000067% of humanity will ever see this page.
RELISH. EVERY. SINGLE. MINUTE.
Had enough relish yet?
If not
OK, NOW GET LOST
AND NEVER COME BACK!
A little biased life advice for you…
Umm, if you are not skiing every winter, well, you are just missing out on life (and real livin’) and it’s just too bad, you know.
A little more biased life advice for you…
Umm, if you are not mountain biking every summer and fall, well, you are just missing out on life (and real livin’) and it’s just too bad, you know.
A little more biased life advice for you…
Umm, if you are not off roading and exploring the mountains with the homiezz, well, you are just missing out on life (and real livin’) and it’s just too bad, you know.
A little more biased life advice for you…
Umm, if you are not hunting every fall, well, you are just missing out on life (and real livin’) and it’s just too bad, you know.
A little more biased life advice for you…
Umm, if you are not hittin’ the fishin’ hole as much as possible, well, you are just missing out on life (and real livin’) and it’s just too bad, you know.
A little more biased life advice for you…
Umm, if you are not hiking to the top of mountains, well, you are just missing out on life (and real livin’) and it’s just too bad, you know.
A little more biased life advice for you…
Umm, if you are not waking up at night in the middle of nowhere just to see the stars shine, well, you are just missing out on life (and real livin’) and IT’S JUST TOO BAD!
Now, if none of that life advice above (that you were just splendidly blessed to be able to see) applies to you…
Well do-I mean-don’t-just don’t take offense.
It just means you’re going through a mid life crisis,
that’s all.
And at least now you have clear directions on how to go about getting out of that pickle you are so deeply in!